Do you need an office assistant? Then look no further! I am the one for you. I will keep your keyboard warm for you so that cold keys don’t mess up your productivity. And I can keep any of your other techie toys warm as well. I also like to play with mouse toys. You see the theme here, right?!
I’m looking for someone to have fun with who will appreciate me, play with me (toys with strings and carrying around the mousie are some of my favorites), and let me sleep with you. So, are you ready for the purrfect office assistant? Then come meet me and let’s discuss my office hours and salary requirements.
